Parts of the party

Sometimes the guilty party (or parties)

Just something that came to mind on back reading what I’d written.

Pseudo-religious text and pseudo-legal text:

One from some years ago describing an incident in the bedsit/house I was in.

Parts of the party of the first part being revealed to the party of the second part while unaccompanied by the party of the third part.
The parties of the second and third part have engaged the party of the fourth part¹ to document their collective grievance and demand for recompense from the party of the first part.
[and on]

¹ Me.

So everybody knows urine is being extracted, except the person you’re extracting it from.

Inserting a urinary catheter without the victim noticing sounds pretty tricky – unless they’re under a general anaesthetic (or dead).

Parts of the party of the first part being revealed to the party of the second part while unaccompanied by the party of the third part.

I recall the Marx brothers shredding this stuff, devastatingly.

As for pseudo-religious text, at school we were once set to write an essay in biblical style, inventing a spurious explanation for a traditional activity. Great fun. Then there was translating Southern Railway station by-laws into Latin verse …