MOEbuntu! ;)

http://moebuntu.web.fc2.com/home_eng.html

<giggle>

What the f…riday? This amount of pink actually scares me.

http://www.marutan.net/pics/moebuntu.png

Suitable RISC OS theme urgently required!

Well, the backdrop ought to be transportable if it is a JPEG.
Icons? Those would need to be remade with generous amounts of pink.
Ditto the window furniture. Bonus points for having a theme involving hearts.
Aren’t the original parts some sort of bitmap? PNG perhaps? Might be worth a try seeing how well ChangeFSI copes with them?

The icons are here → https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0Bw_vZAQHu_toclpiNWN1MzRuR2s&export=download
39MiB of it. Don’t know what is inside, doesn’t seem much point downloading that on an iPad…