What the (Austrian town without the ING)????

Just popped by the Daily Mail to see if there was any more info on the Italian earthquake. A lot of rubbish there (as expected), but not one single article about what is lead article on some other news sites.
WTF?

Er… Is that “The Daily Mail”?
You can’t rant about an earthquake, so what exactly would they “write”?
Actually I can think of a few spins on that, but it’s both rasist and nasty, it makes me feel sick – so perfect for the Mail.

BBC

Has a bit. Sad stuff.

You can’t rant about an earthquake, so what exactly would they “write”?

A lengthy item (with short words) about how the wonderful Brexit will ensure there no European earthquake quota imposed on the UK.
You had heard about the Euro-quake quota of course: all damages must be costed in euro’s.

awesome